I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm gonna fight the coyote
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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