Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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