He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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