Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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