I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
jump out the window naked night went bad
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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