Nicole vs. Life
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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