take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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