i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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