Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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