I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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