Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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