i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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