You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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