we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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