look no pants
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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