I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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