the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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