You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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