Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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