Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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