I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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