been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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