you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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