hotel room ftw
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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