I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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