quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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