I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
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well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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