the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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