He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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