Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
is that a dick in a sweater?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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