It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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