bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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