So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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