no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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