His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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