Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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