I love black thongs
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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