She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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