Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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