So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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