Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Randomize