i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
If I die, sorry about rent.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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