this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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