I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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