i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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