he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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