Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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