Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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