Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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