i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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